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Like most men I’ve had my fair share of relationships. Some women I’ve dated or met were very easy. I mean it took very little effort to get into their pants. Most however, took time and hard work. That’s a good thing. When dating someone, you don’t want the easiest bimbo on the block. You want someone with values, morals and high standards – or at least I do.

Laws against prostitution are a joke. Why is paying for sex a crime? We all pay for sex. When you are in a relationship, what are you doing? You are paying for sex. I know some readers out there (mostly women) will disagree. All I can say is, hypocrite. You gave your ass up to your boyfriend/husband after he paid his debt. That’s a fact and you know it.

How does the average man get into his girlfriend’s pants? He pays for that ass. Use common sense. What do you do to impress the woman and win her over? You bring her flowers on dates (an expense). You win or buy her stuff animals (an expense). Real men pay for dinners, movies and anything you as a couple does (all expenses). When things get serious, you buy her jewelry (an expense). Finally after all that hard work the woman lets you get some. Women, deny it all you want. Your man paid for that ass.

Why do we look down at hookers? They give up the ass for money. The only difference is simple. They don’t make us earn it. They take the money and make men across the globe happy. In reality, unless you are a sex freak, paying hookers for sex is much cheaper than dating. I’ve had a few ex-girlfriends that made me take them on 8-10 dates before they gave me sex. You know how much money that cost me? I could have gotten on Craigslist, called “Skylar” and had a great time for $80 – much cheaper.

I’m not saying girlfriends/wives are hookers. I’m saying they are hypocrites. Just like a hooker they took money for that ass. A gift for ass is a gift for ass. The only difference is that a hooker takes cash 24/7 while a girlfriend/wife may take any number of gifts before giving up the ass. Both put out for money. That is a fact of life just like the earth is round, fire is hot and ice is cold.

Prostitution should not be a crime. We all prostitute ourselves in one form or another. Even men are whores. Hell, we are bigger whores than women. We would prostitute for a cold beer, back scratch and good football game. Why judge a woman that uses her body to make cash? Next time a woman looks at her brand new wedding ring, she should realize she prostituted her ass out for that ring. Next time a man surprises you at work with flowers and you spread those legs later on that day, you took payment. Live with it!


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